.:End of the Tracks:.End of the TracksI've never been in a relationship. I mean, of course I have relationships with people: my parents, my siblings, my friends and all that, but I mean a relationship. With a girl, I mean.Clear?Okay, well, so I've never had a girlfriend. Well, okay, I guess you could say that I did, if you consider being kissed on the lips by your childhood friend in the park slide late one summer afternoon and the two of you held hands all the way home having a girlfriend. But then again if you consider the fact that she kissed me because she was all sad because she was moving away the next day and I held her hand, really, just to comfort her, then no. I actually didn't.But, whatever, I never counted that as a relationship, and so that's why I'm saying that I've never had been in one. So anyway.NGSB. No girlfriend since birth. Though, I can't say that I feel bad about it.See, growing up I went to an all boys school. Hell no, I'm not gay, man. Let's just get that straight right now.